This is too damned funny!
We are the smartphoners.
We are the texters
the sexters.
We are the emailers
the web sailors.
We are the tweeters
the non-speakers
the digi-savvy techno geek-ers.
We are the twiddlers
the fiddlers
the bent headers
the years of reconstructive surgery on the back of the neck-ers.
We are the music players
the ‘I can watch YouTube ’til my hair goes grey’-ers.
We are the eyes downers
the frowners
the never look arounders.
We are the silent commuters
the human computers
the unsee-ers
the bound to walk into a tree-ers.
We are the Mail Onliners.
We are the Instagramers
the Angry Birdsers
the 0nline bankers
the eyes are blank-ers
the spying over each other’s shoulders
the ‘He’s got a better one than me’-ers.
The enemies of couples who like to do it in public-ers.
We are the gamers
the freeze framers
the ‘I’d rather die than lose my phone’-ers.
We are…
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still laughing…thanks for sharing…
Glad to–she is hysterical!