sex in nederland

of all the comments
I delete in the morning
his spam is the most persistent
asking me to visit
a site written in viking language

sad, really
the most dedicated followers
are random spammers
that just once

want that click

but I have no erection to lose
or maintain
& no need for an e-mail list
& really do not care
what those vikings do

to stay warm in winter

especially not
before coffee

About Susan L Daniels

I am a firm believer that politics are personal, that faith is expressed through action, and that life is something that must be loved and lived authentically--or why bother with any of it?
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17 Responses to sex in nederland

  1. George Ellington says:

    Oh dear! Thank you that, Susan. For getting me to laugh so warmly just now!

  2. boomiebol says:

    You are one brilliant mama :)! Love it lol

  3. Green Speck says:

    Amazing … you are a magical writer !!!

  4. Bruce Ruston says:

    Oh you get all the best spam! Norse verse and Saxon when spoken in the correct language is quite beautiful, cant understand a word their saying. But it is enchanting

    • know what you mean. Perhaps I should save some and practice shouting it here, where none in the neighborhood know it! The interesting thing is, it is so damned CLOSE to English I feel I should understand it, and it is just past the edge of comprehension 😉

  5. Rhonda says:

    ROFL…this is CLASSIC and BRILLIANT!

  6. nelle says:

    …or enhance, you forgot to um… stretch it out. Goddess help us.

  7. LOL.. Did you call the Royal Dutch a Viking language? Well.. It wasn’t me 🙂 – Actually I can’t stand their shameless sex business money greed. Now, how’s that? 🙂

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