what the?

no one else knows
such precise approximately
my difficulty

but you unknowing
that absolute limited science
of solutions

to track thicker
than layers of water
over the nothing of everything
duller than diamonds
shiny as mud

& I am
confused with logic

***Inspired by this post about spam from Expert of None

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About Susan L Daniels

I am a firm believer that politics are personal, that faith is expressed through action, and that life is something that must be loved and lived authentically--or why bother with any of it?
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10 Responses to what the?

  1. Rhonda says:

    WHAT THE???? holy doublespeak batwoman! 🙂

    • LOL, thank Expert of None’s spam post for this one—just had to do it. Do NOT try to figure out what I am trying to say here, hell–I have no idea–its just for the pure, twisted fun of it.

  2. got me all twisted up!

  3. Jeremy Nathan Marks says:

    I read her blog post and it had me laughing out loud.

    Who writes spam? And why does it seem that every message comes from one common source or one big, grammatically challenged mind?

  4. kung snafu says:

    flarfy!!
    ‘over the nothing of everything’–I love this line so much.
    so electric

  5. omg, I love it!! You’re so creative Susan and thank you for the plug. To answer you and Jeremy’s comments, I really believe these spam items are computer written in another language. It appears as if a regular statement is translated into proper English and that’s why we don’t recognize it easily. We need slang! 🙂 I’ve used a computer translator for english to spanish and my spanish friends laugh at me. They tell me not to use those because it doesn’t translate correctly. We say “I see your cat”, but the translation may read, “I cat vision you.” LOL.

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