the package tells me
after the fact (because
that’s when i decided
to read it)
not to swallow these particular
purple pills with wine
& then finish the glass.
consider my cough
suppressed, but thought
fizzes into my mind
like bubbles in champagne
or cheap beer, foaming & forming
a head in my head
that was too full of you
to begin with
& the vacuum counts
as heavy machinery–
if i use it
under the influence
i might suck up the drapes
or a child. yes
the food processor
& the electric toothbrush
are forbidden
for now–
i’ll have to go manual
until this bubbling up stops.
***just some random silliness. Do not. ever. mix alka seltzer cold pills with wine while listening to Miles Davis. Trust me. While I am under the influence of such silliness, any comments addressed to this unworthy post should only be in limerick or haiku form. Or shadorma, if you are feeling especially ambitious.
laughter errupted
vaccum cleaner d.u.i.
take her, lock her up
😉
thank you my dear friend
but that should be v.u.i.
the car keys are hid
damn. you are right. i’m a rookie cop, can you tell? got my u.i.’s all mixed up.
😉
I have no rhyming or unrhyming anything the equal of this. Susan, embrace your inner madness, it has a glow to it!
laughing..thanks Trent, I shall!
I mean that remark in greatest seriousness. I always get the sense of something bubbling under your words.
Oh, Trent–I was laughing about embracing my inner madness. Really appreciated the first comment & should have specified which I was laughing about. Thanks, very much–your comments/support mean a lot.
and how does one feel
in the morning after the
fact,head clearing soon?
a little clearer
but a doctor’s visit would
clear things up faster 😉
This isn’t silly,
Rather a new concoction,
Of unique ideas 🙂
and nothing
nicer than haiku
reply from you
Accidental suicide with a good aftertaste 🙂
Eeks–yes–a possibility if the over-the-counter antihistamines were stronger. Learned my lesson.
Silliness
is
Relative!
🙂 X
haha–yes 🙂
housework demands drugs
sign on vaccum clearly states:
“Intoxication Required!”
i thought illness would
serve as a reason to skip
that chore i hate so!
Such a plop plop fizz fizz affect!
🙂 hee hee, yes.
fizz pills blend
poorly with red wine,
so beware
next time this woman
will not take cold medicine
with a fevered mind